I've been putting off getting a copy of my birth certificate -- I lost the two copies my mom gave me at the same time I lost all my other important documentation, which was either when the apartment above me in the last place I lived leaked water all over me, or when I thoroughly cleaned my apartment and threw away all the 'loose junk'. I don't know which because it was years after both of those before I needed anything.
So, anyway, I go searching and find out that I can request a certified copy by mail. Sure, I need to find a notary public to witness the signature, whatever. But it's a simple one-page form, and... and... and my printer just broke, halfway through printing it.
At least it's not urgent. v.v