No, I will not make an MtG expansion for lj, even if anyone else is still playing that game. User-made MtG expansions almost always suck. Of course, if anyone wants to play using Apprentice... well... I guess I've got enough contact info listed to get a message to me, if I'm online and NOT AT WORK (that means 'it's night or a weekend'), and I'm usually up for (/desperate for) a game.
Finally, shadesong was talking about BDSM, at length, so let me just say:
D: Grrr. Die.
That is all. You may go.